CocoZen

FEATURES

• Scientifically Crafted: CocoZen isn't just chocolate spread; it's the result of rigorous scientific research. No gimmicks, just genuine flavor and smart snacking.
  
• Zero Added Sugar: We sweeten CocoZen with erythritol and monk fruit extract, ensuring every spoonful is sugar-free and keto-friendly.
  
• Protein Powerhouse: Packed with quality whey protein isolate, CocoZen supports your active lifestyle and recovery needs.
  
• Nutrient-Rich Almonds: Our almond flour base delivers essential nutrients and a creamy texture that's simply addictive.
  
• Guilt-Free Indulgence: With low net carbs and no artificial additives, CocoZen is the perfect snack for health-conscious chocolate lovers.
• Gluten-free, Keto, and vegetarian-friendly: Fits the dietary lifestyle you have.
• Sustainably and ethically sourced palm oil: Peace of mind that we have the global impact covered for you.
• Wine Country & Culinary Approved: Made in Napa, California, loved by winemakers and chefs.
• Shelf-stable: No refrigeration required

FLAVOR

• Sweet, creamy, and explosively rich chocolate flavor
• Silky smooth spread
  

DESCRIPTION

Indulge in Blissful Chocolate Nirvana with CocoZen!

Welcome to the world of CocoZen, where flavor, health, and indulgence come together in perfect harmony. Our decadent chocolate almond spread is not just a treat; it's a lifestyle choice that promises satisfaction for your taste buds and nourishment for your well-being. Use as a spread or sauce.

INGREDIENTS

Almond flour, Palm oil shortening, Erythritol, Cocoa powder, Whey protein, Soy lecithin, Guar gum, Vanilla, Salt, and Monk fruit extract. Allergen Information: Contains tree nuts (almonds), milk (whey protein), and soy (soy lecithin)

ATTRIBUTES

• 12oz. Jar
  
• Semi-Solid at Room Temperature
• Frozen-Cream at Freezing Temperature
• Syrup at Higher Temperature

NUTRITION

• 5g protein
• 5g monounsaturated fats
• 2g Fiber
• Zero glycemic
• Naturally sweetened
• Significant source of potassium & magnesium
• Keto & low carb friendly

ORIGIN STORY

So, you’re reading the ‘origin story’ of a chocolate spread jar, huh?
Expecting the usual “harvested from the finest cocoa” spiel? Nah, we’re not about that. Picture this: We’re lounging in Napa, vines and wines, when this alien – let’s call him Jimmy – crash-lands in our vineyard. Classic Jimmy, right? He’s all, “Take me to your chocolatier,” and we’re like, “Bruh, this is wine country." Jimmy’s on a mission to stay ripped (because Martian beach season is eternal), but he’s got a cosmic craving for chocolate. We had nothing – a culinary black hole. Not cool, Earth. So, we whipped up something with almonds as local as the “Hollywood” sign, cocoa as rich as Silicon Valley itself, and zero sugar because Jimmy’s suit is tight enough, thank you very much.
We hand Jimmy a jar of our spacey spread, and his taste buds go into orbit. “Dudes, I’m zenning so hard right now,” he raves.
And bam! Lightbulb moment. If it’s zen enough for an alien with biceps like Saturn’s rings, it’s CocoZen for the masses.
And that’s how CocoZen was born – in a vineyard, with an alien, and a couple of Earthlings just saying “yes” to the universe. So grab a jar, and let’s get interstellar. Because if it’s good enough for Jimmy’s galactic gains, it’s good enough to blast your taste buds to the next dimension.

P.S. If you feel lighter after a spoonful, that’s just the CocoZen effect – not a tractor beam. And if any Men in Black come asking, you got this from a “farmer’s market,” capisce?

P.P.S. Forget "artisanal” or “elf-crafted” – that’s just code for “we try too hard.” CocoZen is whipped up with legit science, not scribbles on a hipster’s napkin. We’re all for informed snacking. While others champion up “two-ingredient” snooze-fest with a side of despair, we say, why stop there when you can add a splash of genius? No false promises here, just the good stuff – without the side of pretense.